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Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.



The1stkind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The2ndkind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The3rdkind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine , and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The4thkind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'

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5thkind of sex is called: Religious Sex.* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

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6thkind is called Courtroom Sex.* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least, The7thkind of sex is called: Social Security Sex..*
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself. :badgrin::badgrin:


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now that there is funny..............
 

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Hey I'm up to the 5th kind :battle::battle::battle::battle:
 

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Hallway sex, the fourth kind, I've been getting that for so long...........we call it oral sexx though, as we pass in the hall I'll say, " F - U " and she'll say it back to me. Love is grand anyway you can get it.
 

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MNBen wrote:
I am at Bedroom but want to get back to the Kitchen.
After the kids grow up and move out.
 

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My wife and I have known each other for almost 5 years and have been married for almost 4 and we are still on #1. :)
 

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Bragger :action::action::action:
 
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