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A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?"
She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
 

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"union members" ... one to hold the lightbulb and 3 to turn the ladder
 

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Oh Boy! by the way he's holding his finger part way up it looks like he hadn't finished what he was saying, so i'll tell ya what he seems to be trying to say... " One second, I gotta vomit.."
 

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Or did he try to say .." don't try the blonde's Chicken Noodle Ice cream."
 

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Oh Boy! by the way he's holding his finger part way up it looks like he hadn't finished what he was saying, so i'll tell ya what he seems to be trying to say... " One second, I gotta vomit.."
Or he was pointing at his victim, I mean target.
 

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One should always be nimble of foot and expect the unexpectable
 

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It's the one you never see that gets you
 

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Probable had a Dairy Queen special.....
 

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Hey, did you hear about the tragedy where four city workers were injured on the job? Seems they were all trying to lean on the same shovel at the same time before the handle broke.
 

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And from now on the union says each man must have his own assigned shovel
 
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