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GEOGRAPHY OF A
WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like
Africa ; half
discovered, half wild, fertile and
naturally beautiful

Between 23 and 30, a woman
is like Europe ; well
developed and open to trade,
especially for some

Between 31 and 35, a woman
is like Spain ; very
hot, relaxed and convinced of
her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is
like Greece ; gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to
visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great
Britain ;
with a glorious and all-conquering
past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like
Israel ; has
been through war and doesn't make the
same mistakes twice, takes care of business


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ;

self-preserving, but open to meeting new people


After 70, she becomes Tibet ; wildly beautiful,

with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual

knowledge visit there.



THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN



Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran ; ruled by
nuts.


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:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:I've got to send that one on
 

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No truer words were ever spoken
 

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No truer words have I ever read. :cheeky1:

I thought though there was a short period of time in a womans life when she is like Russia.

Colder than anything one can imagine and able to withstand a siege for years. :baffled:
 

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lostinflorida wrote:
No truer words have I ever read. :cheeky1:

I thought though there was a short period of time in a womans life when she is like Russia.

Colder than anything one can imagine and able to withstand a siege for years. :baffled:
Where would you slid in Russia so I can prepare myself?????????? :?
 

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Foodman wrote:
lostinflorida wrote:
No truer words have I ever read. :cheeky1:

I thought though there was a short period of time in a womans life when she is like Russia.

Colder than anything one can imagine and able to withstand a siege for years. :baffled:
Where would you slid in Russia so I can prepare myself?????????? :?
where-ever it suitsus ........:baffled::cooldevil::cooldevil:
 

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wannabe wrote:
Foodman wrote:
lostinflorida wrote:
No truer words have I ever read. :cheeky1:

I thought though there was a short period of time in a womans life when she is like Russia.

Colder than anything one can imagine and able to withstand a siege for years. :baffled:
Where would you slid in Russia so I can prepare myself?????????? :?
where-ever it suitsus ........:baffled::cooldevil::cooldevil:
Thanks Karen, I figured that I was in trouble enough for that post.

I'm just glad Nancy only looks over my shoulder from time to time when I'm here having fun!
 
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