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> A man was riding hisGoldwing along a California beach when
> suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming
> voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be
> faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
> The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to
> Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
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> The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think
> of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the
> supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the
> concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust
> several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
> me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
> more time and think of something that could possibly help
> mankind."
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> The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he
> said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand
> our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what
> she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
> why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
> wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

> The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that
> bridge?"
 
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