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Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,

The courage to change the things i cannot accept,

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those i had to kill today because they got on my nerves. :X

Also help me to be careful of the toes i step on today, as they may be connected to the feet that i may have to kiss tomorrow. :stumped:

Help me always to give 100% at my work, 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,

40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.

And finally help me to remember when im having a bad day, :realshocked:and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, :shakehead: that it takes 42 muscles to frown, :rollingeyes: It takes 29 muscles to smile, :smiler:and it only takes 4 muscles to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth. :chopper:

Have a nice day. :banana:

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Good one Redwing:clapper:
 

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I really do like your math/work ethic...... :gunhead:
 

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"RedWing" a "Beautiful Mind" !!:goofygrin:
 

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Smile! It increases your face value! :cooldj:
























So would a full set of dentures. Get out of my face buddy. :cooldevil:
 

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rOmiLaYu wrote:
Smile! It increases your face value! :cooldj::smiler::smiler::smiler::smiler::smiler::smiler::smiler::smiler::smiler::smiler::smiler:
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So would a full set of dentures. Get out of my face buddy. :cooldevil:
 
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