[Tookie]

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The Perfect Couple


One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving
their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone
at the side of the road in distress.Being the perfect couple, they
stopped to help.There stood Santa Claus witha huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas,
the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately,
the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and
Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and
there is no such thing as a perfect man.
*** Women stop reading here,that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling ***






























So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect
woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car
accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this,
this illustrates another point: women never listen either.

 

[BlueWinger]

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Tookie wrote:

there is no such thing as a perfect man.

........Heyyyy......That hurts...I resemble that remark !!

 

[Popeye]

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OUCH !!