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Senior Carjacking


This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of
Sarasota,
Florida...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of
her voice, "I
have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like
mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
the
back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she
could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it
dawned on her why... For the same reason she did not understand why
there was a
football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat!

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the
police
station to
report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed
to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car
jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet
tall,
glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it amemorable one!!!!!
 

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Sometimes ya just gotta DEMAND respect eh?
 

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Perhaps the Police Department should hire her. She's more effective than the average policeman.:action:
 

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LUV2WING wrote:
Perhaps the Police Department should hire her. She's more effective than the average policeman.:action:
Can I have that puppy? It's cute!!
 

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That's a good one, it dosen't pay to get granny mad. :X

Keep on Winging:bat:
 

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Bagmaster wrote:
LUV2WING wrote:
Perhaps the Police Department should hire her. She's more effective than the average policeman.:action:
Can I have that puppy? It's cute!!
That is a cute pup but it's just a picture I ran across somewhere.
 

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aww, shucks
 

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My kind of women, sounds like my mom she is 90. :cheeky1:
 
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