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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman is yelling about men drivers. The man says, 'So, you're a woman. That's interesting. I'm just a man. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the woman replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...some men shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The man continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune and Luck!
He hands the bottle to the woman. The woman nods her head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle without letting up and then hands it back to the man.
The man takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the woman.
The woman asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The man replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...
 

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oh my that is bad :dude:
 

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OH yeah
 

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What kind of wine?
 
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