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Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore- - - under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60 + year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: What can I do for these crow's feet & those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60 + year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60 + year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60 + year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.

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:D more and more of those little tid bits are getting to be true at this end .:baffled:
 

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Same here :D
 

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Getting a bit worried now I can relate to 4 of the questions and i am only 52 :cheeky1:

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One of the most depressing days of my recent life was the day I got my first letter from the AARP wanting me to join. :cheeky1:

Only thing that could have made it worse was getting a coupon for a free box of depends at the same time. :baffled:
 
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