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Its been discovered, that after seeing that video, Iran has begun the development of a long range, intercontinental, loafer.



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Oh lord, garments of mass destruction, here we come!
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Don't sweat it..... long-range loafers have no sole........

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Don't sweat it, II......... The Iranian Long-Range, Intercontinental Loafer system is operating on........

wait for it.............

a shoestring!



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The proposed head of that program was revealed to be a woman, but the interest in her spiked. She apparently turned out to be quite a heel.
 

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:( I can't believe y'all are stomping all over this'n. :shock::cheeky1:
 

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Jus' trying to toe the line, toe the line........
 

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He's just trying to tie up loose ends...
 

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I am going to quit responding to this thread... Its causing me emotionaly distress. I am off to see my therapist, Dr. Scholls.
 

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I can picture the President saying after the second shoe, "Missed me Biatch!"

/from an old Eddie Murphy bit for you all...Goonie Goo-Goo.
 

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Go ahead, laugh all you want.

But remember we just went thru the episode of a "shoe bomber".

And now an assault on the President with a pair of #10's.

Next thing you know, we'll all have to register our shoes. They'll pass laws that won't allow you to have shoes in your possession in D.C.

We had the Taliban, Al Qyada and soon it will be the National Organization of Shoe Hurling Iranian Terrorists...

To make it easier on the press, we'll call them NOSHIT's :baffled:
 

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:D The heel could have threw a sandal, but he would have got the boot anyway. ;)
 

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You do realize, that all this time, the practice of making us take our shoes off at the airport... just checking to make sure they arent loaded... :)
 
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