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Ambidextrous Golfer

A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning roundof golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn't the same withouthim.
A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys talkingabout their golf round. She said, "You know, I used to play on my golfteam in college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined younext week?"
The three guys looked at each other. Not one of them wanted tosay 'yes', but she had them on the spot. Oneman said itwould be okay,but they would be starting early - at 6:30 a.m.
He figured the early tee-time would discourage her. The womansaid this may be a problem, and asked if she could be up to 15 minuteslate. They rolled their eyes, but said okay. She smiled and said,"Good, I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45."
She showed up at 6:30 sharp, and beatall three of them with aneye-opening 2-under par round. She was fun and a pleasant person, andthe guys were impressed. Back at the clubhouse, they congratulated herand invited her back the next week. She smiled, and said, "I'll bethere at 6:30 or 6:45."
The next week she again showed up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time,she played left-handed.
The three guys were incredulous as she still beat them with aneven par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They were totallyamazed.
They couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant anddidn't seem to be purposely showing them up. They invited her backagain, but each man harbored a burning desire to beat her.
The third week, the guys had their game faces on. But this time,she was 15 minutes late, which made the guys irritable. This week thelady played right-handed, and narrowly beat all three of them.
The men mused that her late arrival was due to petty gamesmanshipon her part. However, she was so gracious and so complimentary oftheir strong play, they couldn't hold agrudge.
Back in the clubhouse, all three guys were shaking their heads.This woman was a riddle no one could figure out. They had a couple ofbeers, and finally, one of the men asked her point blank, "How do youdecide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"
The lady blushed, and grinned. "That's easy," she said. "When myDad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I like toswitch back and forth. When I got married after college, I discoveredmy husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed asilly habit. Right before I left in the morning for golf practice, Iwould pull the covers off him. If his you-know-what was pointing tothe right, I golfedright-handed; if it was pointed to the left, Igolfed left-handed."
The guys on the team thought thiswas hysterical. Astonished atthis bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, "But what if it'spointing straight up?"
She said, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."
 

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Now that's funny
 

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:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL: that's a good one
 
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