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Blond Joke



Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over

to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the

trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear

of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't

believe!



They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts

to the approaching drivers. But to my surprise, cars start slowing down

looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up.

Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.



It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out

of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy

camper!


''What's going on here?' 'My car has a flat tire,'
I said calmly.



'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by
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road?" I couldn't believe that he didn't know.










So I told him - "Hellooooo, those are myemergency flashers."



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yup, sho' 'nuf, lol...
 

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Ok...that was funny! What a paradox...an ingenious plan, yet still showing her blonde roots! I would say, "you go girl!", but she'd probably say, "Where?"
 

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If it had not been for blondes like that, do you realize just how lonely my teens and early twenties would have been????:baffled:
 

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That girl was so DUMB, she thinks ASPHAULT is RECTUM Trouble !!





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b679995 wrote:
That girl was so DUMB, she thinks ASPHAULT is RECTUM Trouble !!





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Yet another reason why blondes are the butt of many jokes....:rollingeyes:
 

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The World would definately be a DULL place Without them !

LOVE those Blonds, most men, including myself, don't want a mate that is smarter than us. sometimes they make us look Stupid anyway !



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