So who wants to know how to turn a dead calm day into a steady 10 mph wind with 20-30 mph wind gusts, topped off with a creek rising rain storm? Let me tell you it's easy, just set a match to the kerosene drenched pile of wood and tree branches and you can watch the flames go sideways instead of up.
Do you know that within 400 feet of me I have four neighbors, two are relatives, one long time renter that has her own burn barrel, and the forth is an outsider so who cares about him. No arson here since we're allowed to burn. AND COMMIEFORNIA CAN GO SUCK AN EGG!