[Foodman]

Well we got invited to the daughter's for Thanksgiving, pays to know how to carve a turkey, gets us invited every year

 

[De Motormuis]

Do you do the carving Bert ??

 

[harveysmedlap]

I'm sure there's other reasons your invited to your daughters , but won't "YOU" be over the limit for people that your used car salesman governor (Slick) doesn't include "Himself" in?

 

[De Motormuis]

What will be his answer on this question ??

 

[Foodman]

Is I'm the Holiday carver, I think I'm the only one that knows how to sharpen knives, It's a lost art.....
And do you think for a second I give a crap about what that Grease Ball Used Car Salesman has to say........

 

[harveysmedlap]

That's the spirit, Phooey on him and the long black limo he rides around in....that you paid for.

 

[De Motormuis]

Did he really paid his limo ??

 

[Foodman]

No I didn't pay for it, I work very hard so that I don't pay any CA state income tax.. That's the only tax I bet them on, but there's no one damn thing that's not taxed in CA, you name it, it's taxed

 

[De Motormuis]

How about the sunlight ??

 

[Foodman]

Don't they tax solar generated electricity

 

[harveysmedlap]

What about the wind, Don't they also tax windmill electric power?

 

[Foodman]

Right like I said, you name it they tax it and some times twice.. Did you know that

 

[harveysmedlap]

So your saying you're taxed from the cradle to the grave, and maybe beyond?

 

[Foodman]

Don't they have to wait to see which way you went, Heaven or Hell to send the bill

 

[harveysmedlap]

Don't I think they'll send on to both just to cover all the bases

 

[Foodman]

You're probable right, but not being at either place It was a guess

 

[harveysmedlap]

Got word my favorite boss passed away last night, so I guess he's at one of the two.

 

[De Motormuis]

How old did he get ??

 

[Foodman]

That's too bad, it's not fun to see friends leave us.........

 

[De Motormuis]

But aren't we all getting older ??