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[align=justify]Because I'm a man... when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire long after hypothermia has set in. [/align]
[align=justify]Because I'm a man... when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." [/align]
[align=justify]Because I'm a man... when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem. [/align]
[align=justify]Because I'm a man... I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism. [/align]
[align=justify]Because I'm a man... when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together. [/align]
[align=justify]Because I'm a man... I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator). [/align]
[align=justify]Because I'm a man... I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger? I mean, how the heck could he know where we're going? [/align]
[align=justify]Because I'm a man... there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always sex, cars, food, or football. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask. [/align]
[align=justify]Because I'm a man... I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay! I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too. [/align]
[align=justify]Because I'm a man... you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't. [/align]
[align=justify]Because I'm a man... I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it - looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now? [/align]
[align=justify]Because I'm a man... and this is, after all, the year 2008, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest. [/align]
 

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[align=justify]Because I'm a man... when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire long after hypothermia has set in. Oh so true .....:cheeky1:
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[align=justify]Because I'm a man... when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem. OK ................. dear[/align]

[align=justify]Because I'm a man... I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. When????????
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[align=justify]Because I'm a man... there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always sex, cars, food, or football. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask. you think about CARS ??????????????????????[/align]

[align=justify]Because I'm a man... I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it - looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now? Not until I'm ready!!!!!!![/align]

[align=justify]Because I'm a man... and this is, after all, the year 2008, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest. yeah right .....whatever :baffled:[/align]
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I already see a problem with that - we don't have a sofa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cooldevil::cooldevil:
 

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Why is is that so many of those fit men on either side of the pond? :baffled:

I will admit that some missed a little bit. I'm not bad at shopping, or cooking and will do the dishes and laundry, if I have to.

I will go into seizures when the remote is misplaced. :cheeky1:
 
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