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A report by Billy Ray Jimbob:
While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
 

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LOL, that's great
 

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BWAHAHAHA, I didn't see that one coming at all. That was great!!:ROFL::ROFL:
 

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I saw a vehicle transporting an illegal alien going down the freeway recently, cop cars were in front and behind it the whole time, but the border patrol were nowhere around.

The vehicle was also displaying the presidential flags from the front fenders!

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