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Here in the Ozarks we have a pastime known as “blast fishin” which basically consists of throwing dynamite (or any other comparable explosive) into a body of water full of fish. The impact of the blast kills almost everything in the water (loggerheads not included) and because of such, this practice has long since been outlawed. A local hillbilly, Ned, however never paid much attention to any law that affected his way of life. It just so happened that Ned was the best blast angler in the county even though he always fished alone and never mentioned his “catches” to anyone. His popularity caught the attention of the local Game Warden and, being a sharp feller that he is, decides to investigate for himself. The Warden meets up with Ned on the next day at the bait shop and invites himself along (of course thinking Ned will refuse). Ned simply nodded and began packing his gear up in his truck. Unshaken the Warden decides he’ll catch ‘ol Ned in the act and loads up himself. The entire trip is drenched in silence as the two anglers finally make it to the lake and then to the “hole” Ned likes to fish. Ned reaches into his tackle box and pulls out a sweaty stick of TNT and begins loading a fuse. This was the moment the Warden was waiting for. Jumping to his feet the Warden begins citing laws and regulations, penalties and prison time, and everything else he had pent up inside him all that morning. Just as the Warden was wrapping up and reached for his handcuffs Ned throws the now lit TNT dead center in the middle of the Wardens chest. He catches it as it rebounds and in shocked horror realizes what he’s latched onto.



Ned simply says “You gonna run yer mouth all mornin er you gonna fish!?
 

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:shock: Around these parts, we call them TNT sticks...DuPont Spinners... :cheesygrin:
 

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lol
 
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