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A blonde texted a friend saying, "What does 'idk' stand for?"


The friendtexted back saying, "I don't know" and she replied, "OMG, no-one does!"
 

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Blind guy goes into a bar, and orders a beer, then says...I have a blonde joke to tell ya.

The lady next to him sez....OK, but before you tell it, I gotta tell ya the the bartender is blonde and 6' 2", I'm an ex - wrestler, the guy shooting pool is blonde and an ex ultimate fighter, and the bouncer is blonde and used to work for dawg the bounty hunter.

The blind guy sez.... Hell, forget about it. I don't want to have to explain it four times......
 

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Bob & The Blonde



Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."



:cool: Bob took the money...
 

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OMG IDK about these blonde jokes!!:D
 
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