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DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDSA young boy comes down for breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
'Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a
chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he
kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl
of dry cereal. ‘How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I
have any milk in my cereal?' he asks. 'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you
kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the
pig, so you don't get any pork or bacon for a week either. I saw you kick
the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk. ‘Just then, his father
comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The
little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, 'you going to tell
him or should I?

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