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Subject: BREEDING BULLS

My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,


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THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
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My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs.....smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'


We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,


'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'




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My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
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THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR



My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,

'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
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Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'





My condition has been upgraded from criticalto stable and I should eventually make a full recovery!



Steve-O


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