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Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired back to there room.

Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling. Ones feet are killing me.'

Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor . . . . But it would not budge.

'Harder' yelled Camilla.

'Harder' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!'

'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried.

Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed 'There! Oh God, that feels so good.'

In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said 'See I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!'

Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this ones even tighter'

At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen 'That’s my boy, Once a Navy man, always a navy man!'
 

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I like it,:cheeky1: but I worry,,,,

If you keep it up with the Royal family, do they have a internet connection in the Tower of London??
 

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lostinflorida wrote:
I like it,:cheeky1: but I worry,,,,

If you keep it up with the Royal family, do they have a internet connection in the Tower of London??
Who needs the internet when you have an iron maiden for company?

Wouldn't that be a headline:-

Pinkpork sequestered in Bloody Tower
Queen 'not amused'
 
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