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A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise',
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly
and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams
back down.

'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him
to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two
little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and
demands an explanation.

'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'

The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'












'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck!'
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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yup...
 

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OK, that's a good one.
 

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you thief, you nicked that off the gwocgb site, good though
 

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i stand corrected, i knew i had heard it before though.

i should have ordered the chicken ding
 
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