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Hey BenMC, :waving:A very happy and safe Xmas :santawaving:to you and to all your family.:clapper: I hope :santahat:brings some niceshiny bits for your wing.
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And so say all of us. :clapper:Happy xmas to all the board members, :santahat:and go easy on the booze. :grinner:
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And so say all of us. :clapper:Happy xmas to all the board members, :santahat:and go easy on the booze. :grinner:
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Dear Santa,
Please send a lump of coal to the following people:
TheThousands ofold lady who cut in front of me. :crying:
(Old men never do... hhhmm)
The kids who flicked me off.:baffled:
(as I pass them when they are drag racing)
The jerk who threw a soda can out of his window and almost hit me.:shock:
(he did say he was sorry)
The Harley riders who make faces and raise their noses at me.:stumped:
(as I show them what amotorcycle title looks like)
The girl I made a move on and said "oh that's not aHarley!":X
(bizouch!)
The bird who almost flew in to me. :whip:
(never mind, the car killed it instead)
The dog who was scratching for fleas in the middle of the road who I almost hit.:waving:
(I should of hit it)
The dog who pissed on my tires/tyres.:whip:
(there is a leash law)
The jerk who sold me genuine Honda parts .... made in Taiwan.:cheeky1:
(I'll see him later)
The mechanic who never seems to have seen a problem with a bike like my problem. (thank god for this message board):grinner:
The jerk who wants to drive my bike, but doesn't understand leaving a 3000.00 security deposit in cash. (it's a old bike)
The religious freaks who think I am the devil because I drive a bike.
(related to him ... maybe, but I'm not him):cooldevil:
From one non helmet wearing rider to another,
Thanks
P.S. And if you can see it in your heart, I would like that new Triumph cycle. You know the one with the 2,293 cc engine. If you can't get it, I'll c.c. a copy of this email to my girlfriend, friends, parents and kidswho loves me so much I know they'll buy it for me.
Dear Santa,
Please send a lump of coal to the following people:
TheThousands ofold lady who cut in front of me. :crying:
(Old men never do... hhhmm)
The kids who flicked me off.:baffled:
(as I pass them when they are drag racing)
The jerk who threw a soda can out of his window and almost hit me.:shock:
(he did say he was sorry)
The Harley riders who make faces and raise their noses at me.:stumped:
(as I show them what amotorcycle title looks like)
The girl I made a move on and said "oh that's not aHarley!":X
(bizouch!)
The bird who almost flew in to me. :whip:
(never mind, the car killed it instead)
The dog who was scratching for fleas in the middle of the road who I almost hit.:waving:
(I should of hit it)
The dog who pissed on my tires/tyres.:whip:
(there is a leash law)
The jerk who sold me genuine Honda parts .... made in Taiwan.:cheeky1:
(I'll see him later)
The mechanic who never seems to have seen a problem with a bike like my problem. (thank god for this message board):grinner:
The jerk who wants to drive my bike, but doesn't understand leaving a 3000.00 security deposit in cash. (it's a old bike)
The religious freaks who think I am the devil because I drive a bike.
(related to him ... maybe, but I'm not him):cooldevil:
From one non helmet wearing rider to another,
Thanks
P.S. And if you can see it in your heart, I would like that new Triumph cycle. You know the one with the 2,293 cc engine. If you can't get it, I'll c.c. a copy of this email to my girlfriend, friends, parents and kidswho loves me so much I know they'll buy it for me.
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The coal is on the way ,but I am afraid the triumph is a tall order as I would not have time to push it from the north pole,because I know in my heart and soul it would not make it if I tried driving it ,,,,:X:XNow if its a new GOLDWING ya want for Christmas ,,now that will drive from the north pole without breaking down ..:clapper::clapper:.................only trouble is ....it wont fit down your chimney .:X......so just be greateful for what you have .:shock:...there are many harley owners out there would love to swallow their pride and ride a wing ,because they know they will get home on it and as for the dog who piddled on your wing ,,,at least it was worth piddling on :walker:...HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY .:santawaving:..SANTA
The coal is on the way ,but I am afraid the triumph is a tall order as I would not have time to push it from the north pole,because I know in my heart and soul it would not make it if I tried driving it ,,,,:X:XNow if its a new GOLDWING ya want for Christmas ,,now that will drive from the north pole without breaking down ..:clapper::clapper:.................only trouble is ....it wont fit down your chimney .:X......so just be greateful for what you have .:shock:...there are many harley owners out there would love to swallow their pride and ride a wing ,because they know they will get home on it and as for the dog who piddled on your wing ,,,at least it was worth piddling on :walker:...HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY .:santawaving:..SANTA
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Man that Christmastree sure adds a nice welcome home touch to a great forum. No phone, no pool , no pets; no snow, lots of rain, NO DEER...
Still, I want to wish the warmest of Holiday Greetings to all of my newfound friends and their families. A special tip-of-the-hat, to our moderator and forum leader for all his hard work.
And anotherto our very active member...:leprechaun: Merry Christmas to all---Stay safe and have a healthy new year....
Man that Christmastree sure adds a nice welcome home touch to a great forum. No phone, no pool , no pets; no snow, lots of rain, NO DEER...
Still, I want to wish the warmest of Holiday Greetings to all of my newfound friends and their families. A special tip-of-the-hat, to our moderator and forum leader for all his hard work.
And another
to our very active member...:leprechaun: Merry Christmas to all---Stay safe and have a healthy new year....G
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Shooter wrote: :santahat:
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Hey Shooter, welcome back from the hills and all the Deer escaped, :waving:Ah well there will always be the next time. :clapper:Most definitely a tip of the hat tothe Admin and Moderator for alltheir hard work. :clapper: Merry xmas to you and all your family and have a wonderful festive season.Man that Christmastree sure adds a nice welcome home touch to a great forum. No phone, no pool , no pets; no snow, lots of rain, NO DEER...
Still, I want to wish the warmest of Holiday Greetings to all of my newfound friends and their families. A special tip-of-the-hat, to our moderator and forum leader for all his hard work.
And another
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