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It seems there was this scientist who spent years perfecting his own
version of the cling technique. Finally he was ready to test his theories,
and decided to clone himself. He did so with amazing results, making a
PERFECT copy of himself, or so it seemed.....


This same guy tried again; he cloned himself and the clone did nothing
but cry. All day and all night, it just cried. So he put the clone away,
and tried again. This time, it just laughed. The clone would chuckle,
giggle, howl, just laugh uproariously all the time. This too was a
failure, so the poor man tried ONE LAST TIME. The clone, when it came out,
appeared flawless. But the first thing that happened when it was awakened
was, it SCREAMED! Then it screamed again, and again. It seemed as if it
would never stop. 


"At last!" cried the scientist. "I have finally developed the
perfect.... I SCREAM CLONE!!
 

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Sometimes I wonder why I take the time to read some of these.
 
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If ya trying to impress my Boss and get a Jester's job, ya heading in the right direction
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Captainbrian47 wrote:
If ya trying to impress my Boss and get a Jester's job, ya heading in the right direction
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:ROFL: NOT if they let us VOTE on the candidates...:ROFL:
 

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The Same scientist made one last Clone and all it did was swear and say Profanity, eventually the scientist got sick of it and pushed the clone off a cliff, Making the worlds first Obscene Clone fall. :raspberry:

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Dave-85-LTD wrote:
Sometimes I wonder why I take the time to read some of these.
:ROFL: I know, right? Do you think maybe we have our expectations set a little too high??? Or maybe I'm mentally incapacitated? I know I LIKE it, whatever it is... :ROFL: :D
 
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