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A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace adoctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a newdoctor.

At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick to my stomach." The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?"

As they left, the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman?How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?"

"I didn't have to, You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor inthere? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peelsin the trash. That was what probably was making her sick."

"Huh," the younger doctor said. "Pretty clever. I think I'll try that at the next house."Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with ayounger woman. She complained that she just didn't have the energy she oncedid and said, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."

"You've probably been doing too much work for the Church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."

As they left, the elder doctor said, "I know that woman well. Yourdiagnosis is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?"

"I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope and whenI bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed."
 

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L O L !
 

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hhmmmm, apparently religion also makes for strange bed fellows.
 

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:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
 
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