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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 55+ year old husband?
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Tell him you're pregnant.


Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?
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Take off your glasses
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Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
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Go bra-less. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 55+ year old people use valet parking?
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Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 55+ year olds to have problems with short-term memory storage?
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Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
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Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 55+ year olds look for eye glasses?
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On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 55+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
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'Gosh, I remember these!'
 

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Oh so true
 
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