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This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old
daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At
one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this' , and
stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her
tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending
to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter
was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a
devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied,
What happened to my booger?
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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Heard a similar one involving a dirty diaper :shock::shock:
 

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Actually, that would be the story of first time parent....after that, you learn.
 
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