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Dating Protocol
BritishWOMEN:



First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Thirddate:
You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:


First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20thAnniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:


First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
SecondDate:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
ThirdDate:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5thAnniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6thAnniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.

CHINESE WOMEN:


First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date:
You don't even get to the third date and you realize nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:


First date:
Meet her parents.
Second date:
Set the date of the wedding.
Third date:
Wedding night.


BLACK WOMEN:


First Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
SecondDate:
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
ThirdDate:
You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:


First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of hercar.
SecondDate:
She's pregnant.
Third Date:
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

JEWISH WOMEN:


First Date:
You spend all your money to impress her.
Second Date:
You take a loan to keep the image
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Third Date:
You're broke, she finds someone wealthier
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ARAB WOMEN:


First Date:
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date:
You are shot dead in the street and your balls are fed to the goats.
(No third date)


The POINT?

DON'T YOU JUST LOVEIRISH WOMEN?
 

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I wish I read that a long long time ago..........
 

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PAF1047 wrote:
but i don't like irish women tempers when they are sober



:watching::watching::watching::watching::watching::watching::watching::watching:
Tell me when Irish women are ever sober???:blackstuff::blackstuff::blackstuff:



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I didn't realize that my first wife might had been Chinese in disguise, that hated sex, but also had Arab tendencies to shoot and try to cut off important body parts. I just thought she was a crazy Hillbilly!:shock:

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PAF1047 wrote:
but i don't like irish women tempers when they are sober



:watching::watching::watching::watching::watching::watching::watching::watching:
Are you kidding??? Irish women are awesome when they are yelling[sub] ...at other people[/sub]. :ROFL: Still, gotta love a good redhead. :)
 
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