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Score 0 if the statement is never true, 1 if it is rarely true,
2 if it is sometimes true, and 3 if it is always true.


1. ____ Conversations often begin with “Put the gun down, and then
we can talk”.

2. ____ The school principal has your number on speed-dial.

3. ____ The cat is on Valium.

4. ____ People have trouble understanding your kids, because they
learned to speak through clenched teeth.

5. ____ You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaf.

6. ____ The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the

number of people in the family.

7. ____ No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.

8. ____ “Family meetings” are often mediated by law enforcement
officials.

9. ____ You have to check your kid’s day-timer to see if he can take
out the trash.

10.____ Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
Scoring:

30 - a perfect score. Welcome to the neighbourhood!

20-29 - You are doing reasonably well, but still have too little
going on in your life. Crank it up.

10-19 - You have mastered some of the aspects of the stress-
filled life, but still have a long way to go. Have you considered
a parallel career path?

0-9 - Enjoying all that extra time? What do you do anyway?
 

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Taffy I real like you're since of humor..
I think we both may be sick................
 

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wow, I'm not telling my score
 
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