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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'It's fart f ootball.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says 'Touchdown
, tie score.'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and
says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and
says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14 .' Now the pressure is
on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real
hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it
everything he's got,

And accidentally sh**s in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.'
 

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Should've put my coffee cup down before reading that, I really should have.
 

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