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Four Worm Parable
Pulpit demonstration for congregation - worm parable 4U...
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[align=left]A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in sperm - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

Then the Minister asked the congregation, “What can you learn from this demonstration?”

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms![/align]
 

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Thats what I would have said.:smiler::smiler:;)
 

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How big were these jars because I'm thinking the third one...:shock::shock::shock:...WOW. :ROFL:
 

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lmao
 
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