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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .


MARIA: Here it is.



TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?



CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?



JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'



GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'



TEACHER: No, that's wrong



GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.



(I Love this kid)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?



DONALD: H I J K L M N O.



TEACHER: What are you talking about?



DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we

didn't have ten years ago.



WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?



GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '



MILLIE: I is..



TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'



MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry

tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father

didn't punish him?



LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before

eating?



SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as

your brother's. Did you copy his?



CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested?



HAROLD: A teacher
 

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