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Gimme a Wing that:

1.) gets sixty miles to a gallon......

2.) weighs 500 lbs max......

3.) glows in the dark......

4.) cost $10,000 max......

5.)has touring bags that detach with the push of a button.....

6.) doesn't have any of them durned,breakable fairing tabs! I hate them......

7.) wheels that can be removed in minutes without tools, and tires that last 25,000 miles.......

8.) standard maintenance user friendly, oil filters, fuel filters easily accessible and available even in Humptulips, Wa, or Booger Hollow, Arkansas.....

9.) that comes with a 500,000 mile warranty........

10.) and, finally, an OEM seat with electric heat and butt muscle vibration!



:D:D:D



(that's not too much to ask, hey?)
 

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:shock::shock::bowing:eek:h ya
 

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Hallelujah,:clapper::battle:

Keep on Winging:bat:
 

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Sounds more like a Burgman 650 with a couple of bags thrown over the seat... Meets almost all of the critieria... :waving:SDB/Jim
 

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sandiegobrass wrote:
Sounds more like a Burgman 650 with a couple of bags thrown over the seat... Meets almost all of the critieria... :waving:SDB/Jim




A Burgie glows in the dark? Cool!!!!
 

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ALMOST all.. you'll have to dust it with some pixie dust...:cheeky1: and negotiate the 1/2 million mile warrenty..:cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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so long as the burgervan is not made n spain it might last to see 50k, not 500k
my 500 built by those tapas eaters is falling apart after 2 years and 9K
 

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I think the only way we're going to get this bike into production is with you putting off your upcoming trip to the "end of the world" and going to Japan instead. :baffled:

Just walk into the main office, sit down and tell them your not leaving till you've got the bike you want. :cheeky1:

Oh yes, cup holders, it needs at least two cup holders. One for my coffee in the morning and one in the back for Nan's bottle of water.
 
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