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Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ..



Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes!

Think about this one:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


C O W S


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born inCanadaalmost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens (conservative #) wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N


They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S


The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
 

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Here, Here...Give that man a beer! Oh, I also agree that Arkansas has the best bike roads!
 

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Man, that's awesome. That's what we need is more people trying to figure how to solve the problems as apposed to sitting around complaining about them.

Thanks for the laugh :D
 
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Ahoy there me Hearties,



Ifthe Native Americans had a stricter Immigration Policy when America was "discovered", would they still be in Reservations now.:?:?:?:D:D:D



Bitter tears by :- Johnny Cash......priceless !!:clapper:



Cheers.........Mate



 

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Skippers Mate wrote:
Ahoy there me Hearties,



Ifthe Native Americans had a stricter Immigration Policy when America was "discovered", would they still be in Reservations now.:?:?:?:D:D:D



Bitter tears by :- Johnny Cash......priceless !!:clapper:



Cheers.........Mate
That's so true Mate. Cheers.:cooldevil::cooldevil::cooldevil::cooldevil::cooldevil::cooldevil::cooldevil::cooldevil::cooldevil::cooldevil::cooldevil:
 
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Skippers Mate wrote:
Ahoy there me Hearties,



Ifthe Native Americans had a stricter Immigration Policy when America was "discovered", would they still be in Reservations now.:?:?:?:D:D:D



Bitter tears by :- Johnny Cash......priceless !!:clapper:



Cheers.........Mate



Many a true word, spoken in jest :(:(:(
 

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All I can say is a smart old Cherokee once told "We told you ths land was worth fighting for."
 
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