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Now own up, we have all been there, done that...





If the government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter!



WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breaththat could knock a buzzard off a **** truck at 100 yards.



WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like anidiot.



WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in themorning.



WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the sameboring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.



WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.



WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY THINK while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.



WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what thehell ever happened to your pants (panties) anyway.



WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).



WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.



WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer, and smarter than some really, really huge biker guy named "Big Al".



And I'm sure we can all come up with our own experiences on this subject...
 

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my wife says alcohol makes her pregnant.............

I insisted she quit drinking.
 

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I don't know about all alcohol, but I heard in a country song that "Tequila makes her clothes fall off"!....:cool:

(so I went out an' bought me a case of it...) :action:
 

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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the sameboring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.



Alcohol nothing, I work with a guy who can do this sober.



Remember, admitting you have a problem is the first step to really not giving a ****.
 
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