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Greenie revenge!


The chief woman 'Greenie Tree-Hugging Activist', who was responsible
for getting horses banned from National parks and State forests, was
climbing a tree to have a look out over the forest when a Tawny Frogmouth
Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site.


I really like this one!
In a panic to escape, she slid down the tree, getting a great number of
splinters lodged in her crotch area. In considerable pain she hurried to the
nearest doctor, told him she was an environmentalist and how she got all the
splinters.



The doctor listened with great patience and then told her to go into
the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She waited for 3
hours before the doctor reappeared. Angry, the woman demanded, 'What took
you so long?'



'Well...' replied the doctor, '...I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency; the Forestry Service; the National Parks
and Wildlife Service; the Wilderness Society and the Department of
Conservation and Land Management before I could remove 'old growth timber'
from a 'recreational area' . . . I'm sorry but they all turned me
down.

:shock::shock::shock:
 
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Ahoy there Swaggerman,

Do I sense that you have some of these "tree huggers" camped at a location near you :?:?:?......M4 extension, maybe:D:D:D



Cheers.................Mate
 

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Skippers Mate wrote:
Ahoy there Swaggerman,

Do I sense that you have some of these "tree huggers" camped at a location near you :?:?:?......M4 extension, maybe:D:D:D

 

Cheers.................Mate
to be sure this could be true:action::action::action::action:
 
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