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Late one dark Halloween night a man was walking home when he heard a noise on the sidewalk behind him; "bump bump bump". He turned to see a casket standing on end, bouncing down the sidewalk behind him. Naturally, this sight un-nerved the man, and he began to walk faster. The casket bounced faster, gaining on him. "Bump, Bump, Bump". With another frightened look behind him he began to run towards his home, only a block further along. The casket though, kept pace. "BUMP, BUMP, BUMP". He scrambled frantically up his front stairs and fumbled for his keys as the casket skidded around the corner and pursued him up the front walk of the house. "BUMP, BUMP, BUMP!" The lid had come loose and was clapping open and closed. As the terrified man rushed through the door and slammed it behind him, the casket landed on the front porch "bump BUMP Clap bump bump clap" Inside the man heard the sound and backed away from the front door....as the casket smashed effortlessly through the wood and landed in the front hall. "BUMP CLAP BUMP CLAP BUMP". He raced up the steps to the second floor hoping the casket could not manage the staircase, but as he looked on in horror it started to ascend, "BUMP CLAP BUMP CLAP CLAP BUMP BUMP CLAP BUMP!" Racing into the bathroom he slammed the door and cringed against the wall as the sounds of the casket bumping it's way up the stairs ceased. He held his breath, listening with every fibre of his being, when with a terrific "SMASH!" the casket came through the closed bathroom door as if the panel were mere paper andadvanced on the man. He let out a terrified scream and began to throw objects at it. Toothbrushes, towels, bottles of pills, bounced off the casket as it leaned towards him, lid creaking open! His hand lit upon a bottle of cough syrup and he hurled it hopelessly at the last moment. It smashed against the polished mahogany. And, Then...........
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The coffin stopped.
 
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