The difference between Harley riders and Goldwing drivers:
Harley riders:
"Live to ride. Ride to Live."
with a support van if over 300 miles
Goldwing drivers:
"Eat to ride. Ride to eat
well.....yeah?
Harley riders:
"Loud pipes save lives."
Really? define "save", please.
Goldwing drivers:
"Honey, will you turn down the radio?"
Oh Oh, she actually wants to talk again...
Harley riders:
Black leather jacket and chaps
must be a cultural thing
Goldwing drivers:
Red snowmobile suit
Oh...so NOT TRUE!!
Harley riders:
Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and lightning bolt on the back
Goldwing drivers:
what? there's just no accounting for taste
Gray twill vest with trading pins and GoldWing Road Riders Association chapter patch on the back
well...twill, yes...sometimes...CHICK MAGNET!! HELLO!!
Harley riders:
Meets other riders at "The Dam Ice House"
Where? You gotta be kiddin' me
Goldwing drivers:
Meets other riders at Denny'
Really? Why am I always the last to know?
Harley riders:
Biker Mama on the back.
Ya, but who's "Mama" today?
Goldwing drivers:
HER Mama on the back.
Ummm...perhaps...if she has a headache or sumpin'...her Mama's good people, dude! Lives to RIDE, y'see...
Harley riders:
Cross city ride ends at topless bar.
Also known as "T-T" rides. (Tavern to Tavern)
Goldwing drivers:
Cross country ride ends at Dairy Queen.
Hobie? dammit!Ahhhh...when yer good, yer gets watched...
Harley riders:
National riders group meeting called "Hog Rally".
PP? Tell me, how do you feel about this, Lad?
Goldwing drivers:
International group affair called "Wing Ding".
Aye! And a good time was had by all!!