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[align=left]A young woman goes to her Doctor’s office, afraid of the strange
development on the inside of her thighs - a green spot on the inside of each.
“They won’t wash off, they won’t scrape off and they seem to be getting worse.”

The Doctor assures her he’ll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her
not to worry until the tests come back.

A few days later, the woman’s phone rings. Much to her relief, it’s the Doctor.
She immediately begs to know what’s causing the spots.

The Doctor says, “You’re perfectly healthy - there’s no problem.
But I’m wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?”
The woman stammers, “Why, yes, but how did you know?”
“Tell him his earrings aren’t real gold.” [/align]
 

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It's not just for Harley guys anymore..........
 

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OH MAAAAAN!!!! (real story here)

I was in a bar after work (exterior painting) long time ago. Sittingatthe bar,when this fair dressed (sport suit coat type) dude sat next to me. (place was busy, no other spots open)

After a few minuets he asked with a bewildered look, what the stuff was on my legs.

I said (pointing to both my inner thighs), This stuff?
Yes, he said.

After taking a second look at what he was questioning, I was ready to say, but hesitated.

Looking back at him with a straight face andsaid, "Ear wax."

:DWe both grewslow grins, thenhe cracked up!

( It was caulk ) :cool: That was over 20 years ago, forgot a thing or two.

 

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:ROFL: that's great
 
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