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Simple concept really - if you have a good-great one liner add it to this thread. Should be interesting to see how it grows and could make some interesting reading to people who find it for the first time.

I'll start it off with:

What is the difference between a Harley and aHoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
 

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
 

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Why do elephants wear red shoes? To hide in cherry trees. Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree? See how well they hide.
 

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I told my wife ten puns hoping that one would make her laugh. No pun in ten did.
 

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My wife doesn't always agree with me, But IALWAYS agree with my wife.
 

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3 parter, needs to be told in rapid succession...



Why did the elephant paint his nuts red?


So he could hide in a cherry tree...



Didja ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?

Works well, huh?



Do you know how Tarzan died?

He was pickin' cherries...
 

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There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

I've always liked my Reagan quote below too...
 

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"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow ?" Warum haben die Elefanten auf die Marshmallow sitzen? "He did not want to fall in the hot chocolate..." Er wollte nicht in die heiße Schokolade fallen ...

( already translated for our German speaking members ) ;)
 
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