[tybme]

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Simple concept really - if you have a good-great one liner add it to this thread. Should be interesting to see how it grows and could make some interesting reading to people who find it for the first time.

I'll start it off with:

What is the difference between a Harley and aHoover?
The position of the dirt bag.

 

[UbarW]

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A good pun is its own reword.

 

[Bikefix]

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If you have to ask, you just wouldn't understand.

 

[tybme]

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

 

[DOCWEB]

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I hear they use your mother's face to make gorilla cookies.

 

[AspectOne]

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It has come to my attention the you are no longer supporting me in the manner to which I have become accustomed/

Daughter speaking to mother some years back when I was in the car biz

 

[logtech]

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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhoea?



A: Plenty of room.

 

[Cody in MN]

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What do you call a person that hangs around a bunch of musicians ? a drummer...:band:

 

[Buzzmoe2]

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Why do elephants wear red shoes? To hide in cherry trees. Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree? See how well they hide.

 

[nobbie]

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I told my wife ten puns hoping that one would make her laugh. No pun in ten did.

 

[Richardrwg]

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My wife doesn't always agree with me, But IALWAYS agree with my wife.

 

[UbarW]

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3 parter, needs to be told in rapid succession...



Why did the elephant paint his nuts red?


So he could hide in a cherry tree...



Didja ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?

Works well, huh?



Do you know how Tarzan died?

He was pickin' cherries...

 

[UbarW]

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Hey, look at the Goldwing I got for my wife!

Good Trade!

 

[Papajoe]

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" Come up and see me sometime when i've got nothing on except the radio ".........Mae West

 

[Papajoe]

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" Is that a gun in your pants or are you just excited to see me "..........Mae West

 

[Papajoe]

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What do you get hanging from Banana trees...............??........Sore arms...........:cheeky1:

 

[da_bull]

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There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

I've always liked my Reagan quote below too...

 

[Cody in MN]

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"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow ?" Warum haben die Elefanten auf die Marshmallow sitzen? "He did not want to fall in the hot chocolate..." Er wollte nicht in die heiße Schokolade fallen ...

( already translated for our German speaking members )

 

[baldrick]

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Eagles may soar to great heights but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines

 

[baldrick]

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To err is human. To really mess things up you need a computer