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Did you want to do that to your hair or did you lose a bet?
 

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Don't sweat the petty things...
Don't pet the sweaty things...
 

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I work in the gaming business for taverns.Everynow and then I will be working on a machine when a slightly inebriated patron will walk up and say "Hey what's wrong with that gizmo?" I simply reply "It's broken". "Well then what are you going to do to it?" "Fix it."

Or, we'll have the slate pulled out of a pool table, getting ready to put new cloth on it when someone will come up and say "Are you putting new cloth on the table?" To which we'll respond "No, we're going to rinse out the old one and put it back on."

Finally, and this may be a bit risque, after being bothered by said customers, is to reply: "Hey, why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go "f" yourself.":shock:

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Hobie
 
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LAUGH, AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU; WEEP, AND YOU WEEP ALONE: Ella Wheeler Wilcox :leprechaun:
 
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Many a true word is spoken in jest: Geoffrey Chaucer. :leprechaun:
 

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If you know a shorter way, I dont want to hear it! Me to Da Boss while riding :D


Is there life without Dairy Queen?


Know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later


What does a Harley and a German Shepard have in common?
Both like to ride in the back of a pick up.

Know why a German Shepard is better?
At least it can get in the truck by itself!
 

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How do you get a fat bird into bed?...Piece of cake :cheeky1:
 

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"I never had sex with that women" :cheeky1:
I bet he was wishing he was talking about Hillary.:D
 

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"it depends on what the meaning of the word is..... is"

(another Clinton quote)
 

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Mind over Matter - if ya don't mind - it don't matter :waving:
 

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LloydM wrote:
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
The way we learned it

It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. :dude:
 

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Great thought for any Goldwing rider!

Where ever you go, there you are.
 

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DigbyODell wrote:
Know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later

Ok I'm dying to know - how?

:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:
 
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