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HONDA

[align=left]This guy went to the doctor and said to him "Doctor....I don't know what's wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word HONDA".[/align]

[align=left]"That's interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?" says the doctor.[/align]

[align=left]The guy says "Sure." And sure enough, the doctor hears "HONDA". [/align]

[align=left]After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy, the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys farts say "HONDA." It is a completely out of this world medical condition. [/align]

[align=left]Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man to a dentist. After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up the guys mouth and examining it. [/align]

[align=left]The dentist says "A-haa!!!!....I have solved the problem." [/align]

[align=left]The patient says "What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc".....[/align]

[align=left]The dentist replies "Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth." [/align]

[align=left]The guy says "Yeah....so....What has that got to do with my farts?" [/align]

[align=left]The dentist replies, "Cant you see??..... Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA" [/align]


 

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derekhendry wrote:
you knocked the dust of that one PP
:)Shuuuush Derek,dont let em know its that old;)
 

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No Derek, he "blew" the dust off of it. :D
 

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It was still a good one. I must have lived a sheltered life, hadn't heard it.
 

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I too must have lived a sheltered life, ponymanr.....I fell for it hook..line..and sinker....Didn't see that one coming !!:cheeky1:
 
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