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An elderly lady was invited to an old friend’s home for dinner one evening.
She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her
husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,
etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were
still very much in love.

While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her
hostess to say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you
still call your husband all those loving names.'

The elderly lady hung her head, 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said,
his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask
the cranky old a**hole what his name is.'
 

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:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
 
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exavid wrote:
I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old a**hole what his name is.'
He:lash:wont tell anyone on this forum either :readit: :ROFL::leprechaun:
 

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There are some mysteries that should remain in our lives.:action:
 

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She could just say " Hey you !"
 

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My father used to call my mother "Sal." I wondered why but never asked. One time curiosity got to me and I asked my mother why dad called her Sal. She told me he calls all women Sal because he can never remember their names.
 
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