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Dave and Jim, a couple of drinking buddies, worked asaircraft mechanics in New York.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in thehangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuelandgetabuzz.
Youwanna try it?'
Sothey pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane boozeand get completely smashed.
The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good hefeels.
Infact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's his drinking buddy Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feelthis morning?'
Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?' Jimsays, 'I feel great, too. You don't have ahangover?'
Davesays, 'No, that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover,nothing.Weought to do this more often.'
' Yeah, well there's just onething.'
'What'sthat?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well,DON'T - because I'm in San Francisco'
Dave and Jim, a couple of drinking buddies, worked asaircraft mechanics in New York.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in thehangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuelandgetabuzz.
Youwanna try it?'
Sothey pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane boozeand get completely smashed.
The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good hefeels.
Infact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's his drinking buddy Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feelthis morning?'
Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?' Jimsays, 'I feel great, too. You don't have ahangover?'
Davesays, 'No, that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover,nothing.Weought to do this more often.'
' Yeah, well there's just onething.'
'What'sthat?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well,DON'T - because I'm in San Francisco'
