How to tease a Harley guy.......!

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Cousin Jack

Discussion Starter · Jul 29, 2009

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Y'all would've been durned proud of me!

While waiting for Blackdog to arrive, 15-20 Harley guys came out of the Maryhill museum and stood cooling off in the shade....... pretty heavy guys, all red with heat, all sweaty, all wearing them dumb doo-rags.......

One of them handed me his camera....

"Do you mind takin' our picture, " he asked.

"Not at all," I said, taking his camera and about three others from the group.......

After I gotthe Motor Company boyslined up in the screen, I said:

"Okay, guys! Try and look happy.... pretend you're riding Hondas!"

There was a stunned silence, and I was just about deciding to run for my life when there was an uproar of laughter.......

Lining up another camera, I said:

"Okay, guys, instead of saying 'cheese," try saying 'another hundred dollars!'"

Again, there was a moment of silence, and then the gales of laughter.....

"Damn!" Said one of the biggest. "Dude musta owned one once!"

Friendly guys really, and they were still laughing when they left......... we're all more alike than different, right?

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Winger77

· #2 · Jul 29, 2009

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Right-O CJ. ,,,,,, I've never found it easyer to talk with a stranger then one on a bike,,,,,,,, any kind of bike.

You should have gotten a pic with them.

kyboy67

· #3 · Jul 29, 2009

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Good one CJ, keep up the good work :cheeky1::cheeky1:

MDKramer

· #4 · Jul 29, 2009

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There is a picture I've posted here showing a Moderator with a bunch of Club riders from another state. I've posted it, and it's in my photo album.

What I didn't post was the back-story that goes with that picture.

Beings as I was in another state, with a Chapter that wasn't my own, I'd taken a good deal of good-natured ribbing over my Road Sofa/Geezer Glide/Rice Grinder.

Just moments before that picture was snapped, someone called out "Gather up, we're going to take a group picture!"

I immediately ran to my bike, opened the saddlebag containing the tool-kit, grabbed the 19mm wrench out of the toolbox, and knelt down next to the engine of my bike and looked to the street.

One of the guys asks me "What the h**l are you doing man?"

"Well, y'all said group picture, I was just assuming the standard Harley Biker pose that I see in the magazines all the time so I'd fit in with everyone else, anyone need a clean wrench?"

I was officially dubbed "alright" by the guys in that chapter over that one.

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SpiderBob

· #5 · Jul 29, 2009

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Way too go CJ. But you really should have gotten a picture with you in the middle of them.

Hey Kramer, where is that picture you have? :action:

MDKramer

· #6 · Jul 29, 2009

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They actually told me that the picture was going to be taken in front of a house, not with the bikes, so I had to put my wrench away and stand with the rest of 'em.

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jk-1

· #7 · Jul 29, 2009

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Good One Mr. Jack - LOL - Jim

bbach

· #8 · Jul 29, 2009

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MDKramer wrote:

They actually told me that the picture was going to be taken in front of a house, not with the bikes, so I had to put my wrench away and stand with the rest of 'em.

Holy cow, what a bunch of biker gangsters. :cheeky1:

G

· #9 · Jul 29, 2009

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NOOOOOOOOOOO bbach.
Thats some GANGSTAS> not gangsters.
LOL

Dubswing

· #10 · Jul 29, 2009

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I like 'em! Definately bikers!

Bernie

hockeydad33

· #11 · Jul 29, 2009

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I ride with a lot of folks that ride Harleys and we have a great time giving each other a hard time. I found rice under my bike at one stop, they found oil on the next. They know the difference between a vacum and a Harley (position of the dirt bag.) It isn't what you ride, it is how you ride. It should be about fun and friendship. Ride safe. Randy

Beaver Bill

· #12 · Jul 30, 2009

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thems some big bikers or a small house one not sure wich :cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:

Jerryk959

· #13 · Jul 30, 2009

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I think there is a couple of positions open for CJ and Mike...as Harley Ambasadors!:shock::action:

:cheeky1:

wda-83wing

· #14 · Jul 30, 2009

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MDKramer wrote:

They actually told me that the picture was going to be taken in front of a house, not with the bikes, so I had to put my wrench away and stand with the rest of 'em.

looks like your aveage bikers from the north to me.

Rider15

· #15 · Aug 24, 2009

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LOL Looks like a bunch of Civil War vets. Isn't the one on the far right Gen Grant?

Cousin Jack

Discussion Starter · #16 · Aug 24, 2009

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Looks like the "Nightmare 18 Dwarfs" to me! Snow White probably done run off and hid behind a tree!

:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:

(or maybe the Yugolavian Army Motorcycle Drill Team......!!!!)

:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:

Dragon wagon

· #17 · Aug 24, 2009

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wda-83wing wrote:

MDKramer wrote:

They actually told me that the picture was going to be taken in front of a house, not with the bikes, so I had to put my wrench away and stand with the rest of 'em.

Click to expand...

looks like your aveage bikers from the north to me.

HEY i resemble that remark

The Big Dog

· #18 · Aug 24, 2009

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Good one CJ, you make friends everywhere you go dont you...........................

P.S. I like my do rag's

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