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Don't know if you have seen this I thought it was pretty funny

Harley Riders Goldwing Drivers

"This beer is flat, let's trash the place." "This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%."

"Live to ride. Ride to Live." "Eat to ride. Ride to Eat."

"Loud pipes save lives" "Honey, will you turn down the radio?"

Black leather jacket and chaps Red snowmobile suit

Meets other riders at
"TheNumber Five Orange Meets other riders at Denny's

Biker Mama on the back HER Mama on the back.

Rolling thunder BarcoLounger with wheels

Dew rags covering up steel plate Helmet with Headset and Microphone
in the head from riding without a helmet. covered with reflective patches
But looking COOL.in s

Riding in groups of two Riding in groups of twenty

Ape hanger bars and splinter seats Big wide seats for big wide butts

Cross city ride ends at topless bar Cross country ride ends at Dairy Queen.

National rider's group meeting called
"Hog Rally". International group affair called "Wing Ding".

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:goofygrin::clapper::smiler:

So, I'm riding a 'Wing with a Harley attitude. I still love ice cream however.

Good stuff, I'm printing it to share with all my bike buddies, HD and wingers alike.

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I'm the same way

Here is some more when I used to own an MG

collection of Prince of Darkness jokes.
(courtesy of Paul Mossberg, New Jersey Replicar Club, February Motorcycles.htm)

The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."

Lucas denies having invented darkness. But they still claim "sudden, unexpected darkness"

Lucas--inventor of the first intermittent wiper.

Lucas--inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.

The three-position Lucas switch--DIM, FLICKER and OFF. The other three switch settings--SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.

The original anti-theft devices--Lucas Electric products.

"I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any prob...

If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.

Did you hear about the Lucas powered torpedo? It sank.

It's not true that Lucas, in 1947, tried to get Parliament to repeal Ohm's Law. They withdrew their efforts when they met too much resistance.

Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night, since they all look the same?" "He replied, it doesn't matter which one you use, nothing happens!"

Back in the '70s Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which didn't suck.

Quality Assurance phoned and advised the Engineering guy that they had trouble with his design shorting out. So he made the wires longer.

Why do the English drink warm beer? Lucas made the refrigerators, too.

Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.
Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb.
Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.

Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times sunwise around your car chanting: "Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant."

Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.



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Good joke, I'll share it with my Harley friends.

Lucas stuff, no joke, ex-Norton rider.
 

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WOW 86 viewers and only 4 responses must be to close to home Oh well i tried



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