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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this
absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their
table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks
away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a
divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a
divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping
trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany,
no more Ferraris and Lexuses in the garage and no more
yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his
arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.



"Ours is prettier," she replies.

:cool::cool:
 

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Just printed that off and am now about to hand it to the wife to see if I can avail of such luxuries. I think I know the answer but here's hoping!
 

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Further to my last I got the standard reply "I'd cut your B****s off. Well I suppose if you don't ask you'll never know!
 
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