[UbarW]

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My wife is going to make me get rid of my dog... Its a dachsund, and its very friendly. Its also very attached to my wife. But, she thinks it stares at her when she is dressing. Says it gives her the heebie jeebies.

So, she says my little buddy has to go.

 

[rcmatt007]

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that is scarey.... no wonder she wants him gone... of course there are some meat on a stick resturants in Portland that might be willing to take him

 

[Putt N along]

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Well, they always say a dog looks like it's master. But in this case I'd say the master looks like the dog.

Are you sure the wife doesn't want to keep the dachshund and get rid of the hubby???

 

[stretrod48]

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Reminds me of a girl I used to date!!! :cheeky1: :cheeky1: :cheeky1: :cheeky1: :cheeky1: :cheeky1:

 

[wexy]

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Reminds me of REDWING on a good day :goofygrin::goofygrin::goofygrin:Ciaran

 

[exavid]

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My God!!! Nixon is back!:bat:

 

[rcmatt007]

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exavid wrote:

My God!!! Nixon is back!:bat:

wasn't Nixon the orginal drummer with the Beatles before Ringo? roflmao:band::doh:

 

[DigbyODell]

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I thought he had a movie mad of him....Run Nixon Run....Stop Nixon Stop:shock::baffled:

 

[Redwing]

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wexman wrote:

Reminds me of REDWING on a good day :goofygrin::goofygrin::goofygrin:Ciaran

 

[wingdawg101]

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Does he ride a Honda 50 ?!:baffled:

 

[stretrod48]

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It would be nice to have a Honda 50 to ride with the gas prices the way they are. I don't think I would like the interstate very much on a Honda 50!! :cheeky1::cheeky1:

 

[teacher]

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That is way to cool!:clapper:

 

[rcmatt007]

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DigbyODell wrote:

I thought he had a movie mad of him....Run Nixon Run....Stop Nixon Stop:shock::baffled:

no that was see dick, see jane, see spot, see spot **** jane

 

[Hobie1]

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You guys need some serious professional counseling.:grinner::madeyes:

Hobie

 

[Ruaidh]

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rcmatt007 wrote:

DigbyODell wrote:

I thought he had a movie mad of him....Run Nixon Run....Stop Nixon Stop:shock::baffled:

no that was see d**k, see jane, see spot, see spot **** jane

Jack and Jill went up the hill

They each had a buck and a quarter

Jill came down with two-and-a-half

THEY didn't go up for water...

 

[Redwing]

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Ruaidh wrote:

Jack and Jill went up the hill

They each had a buck and a quarter

Jill came down with two-and-a-half

THEY didn't go up for water...

[align=center]Mary had a little Lamb, :clapper:[/align]

[align=center]She also had a bear, :weightlifter:[/align]

[align=center]We often saw her little Lamb, :jumper:[/align]

[align=center]But we never saw her Bear. :stumped:[/align]

[align=left]:leprechaun::18red::leprechaun:[/align]

 

[Ruaidh]

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Mary had a little sheep

With that sheep she went to sleep

The sheep turned out to be a ram

And Mary had a little lamb!

 

[wingdawg101]

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Ole Mother Hubbard ,

Went to the Cubbard,

to get her poor doggy a bone,

But when she bent over Rover took over

And gave her a bone of his own!:baffled:

 

[SoulvilleUSA]

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Here comes Peter Cotton tail.

Hopping down the bunny trail.

Crippled.

 

[Hobie1]

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Sick sick sick but I like it.