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Subject: Important information about the new Stimulus!
This year, taxpayers will receive anEconomic Stimulus Payment.
This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check
wisely:
If you spend that money atWal-Mart, all the money will go toChina.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go toIndia.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go toMexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go toJapan.
If you purchase useless crap it will go toTaiwan.
And none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on hookers, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still based in the US.
 

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yep ,it was done here late last year....it stimulated someone's economy but not sure who's.....
 

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You know it would be really funny if it wasn't so true.
 

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If you think that's a joke, Wait until you see how the stimulus package is broken down..If it pass as is, talk about Democrativ Pork Barrel..
We're screw again.....................
 

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OK, then guess it will be tatoos, but is the ink from China?
 

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Foodman wrote:
If you think that's a joke, Wait until you see how the stimulus package is broken down..If it pass as is, talk about Democrativ Pork Barrel..
We're screw again.....................
That's why there ismoney in the "stimulus"for Trojans and contracepetives.
 
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