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Six retired American Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when
Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops
dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue
playing standing up.

Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's
to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?' They draw straws. Paul Gallagher
picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make
a bad situation any worse. 'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen
you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.'

Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs.
Murphy answers, and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares, 'Your
husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home.'

'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife..

'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher
 

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Very funny, here is another,

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.


Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look. "The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."
 

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sick, just sick, but funny
 

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What's six miles long, makes Music and has an IQ of 4?























The St. Patrick's Day Parade. :leprechaun:
 
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What has Stars & Stripes and floats in the Irish Sea ?:doh:





























A Yank from off the Ferry, after telling Irish jokes. :leprechaun::arguing::arguing::arguing::arguing::arguing::arguing::arguing::cheeky1:
 
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